Hello, Love New York
I can get a tetanus shot, but I can’t cure damaged suede.
Schmidt, New Girl (via capslocksam)

nickandjesslove:

NEW GIRL - Preview #5 from the Season Finale “See Ya”

LMAO LMAO I CANT BREATHE!…….. “I have fat thighs!!!”

My man <3

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hey

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I laughing so hard at how he said that!!

I laughing so hard at how he said that!!

(Source: hummelberry, via darrensstutter)

  • me:

    how do four straight guys and one gay guy walk?

  • friend:

    ...in one direction?

  • me:

    no

  • me:

    *NSYNC

You ain’t no skim milk, baby. You’re cream rising to the top!
Sam from Glee to Mercedes (via maistyle-myxitup)

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porcelain-penguins:

I’ve seen this a thousand times and it never gets old. 

(Source: dazjahw143)

Worlds are colliding&#8230;.I can&#8217;t!, whaaatt? The most beautiful girl and the most beautiful guy to me in the same picture? space? breathing the same air? In the same vicinity?! Is this real!?!

Worlds are colliding….I can’t!, whaaatt? The most beautiful girl and the most beautiful guy to me in the same picture? space? breathing the same air? In the same vicinity?! Is this real!?!

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